I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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