Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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