Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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