someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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