oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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