it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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