Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
