Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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