fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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