I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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