No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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