We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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