dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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