Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Did I show you my penis last night?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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