So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Randomize
