I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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