windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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