Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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