You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
he shaved USA in his pubs
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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