Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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