so explain again why im purple
no
well I can't set my house on fire every night
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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