Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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