girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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