I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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