she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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