Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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