if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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