So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
one two three fourrrrnication!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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