i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Randomize
