Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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