so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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