How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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