I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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