Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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