I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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