on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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