Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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