My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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