Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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