What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
