? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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