Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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