She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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