You just made me feel so damn special
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Randomize
