I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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