Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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