Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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