# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
