Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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