the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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